"A thrilling, baseball murder-mystery.The best book ever made."--T.L. Catalano (the author)

"This book is stupid, statistically unrealistic, and a completely false interpretation of my personality! I may sue for libel."--Derek Jeter

"Wait?! Who the fuck is T.L. Catalano?! I never even heard of her! Isn't there a law against calling yourself a #1 NY Times Bestselling author before you've even been published?!"--James Patterson

"Why do I feel like this book is a bad rip-off of Law & Order episodes?"--Vincent D'Ofrono

"Has the bitch ever heard of editing or spell-check?"--Remedial 1st grade teacher