Who wants to know about Neil Simon? How about Neal Simon? Because this is about that guy. The Neal guy. Not the Neil guy. Confusing, I know. You'd think we would write something more likely to inspire you to buy this book, but eh, there it is. Chock full of art, paintings (which is just fancier art), a free comic book (!), and funny sayings, this book has it all! Well, some of it, anyway.